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| CANNIBAL COP Hd-Dvd idea for FORD AUSTIN Coming to Amazon.com & Indie Flix, SUMMER of 2010 ! |
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| "He Is NOT a MANIAC COP,HE JUST EATS more than dounuts !!!" | Synopsis: Reformed cannibal, Bernie Grisso (Singled Out's Randal Malone) re-discovers his appetite after being used as a pawn in a malicious game started by his neighbor Ashley (scream queen Heidi Martinuzzi), her rotten group of friends and two sadistic cops. Armed with his legendary family's sword and a ravenous midget guardian (Slaughter Party's Mighty Mike Murga), Grisso sets out to teach his tormentors a lesson they won't live to forget. Joe Bob Briggs (author and host of Monstervision), Brinke Stevens (Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl O Rama), Felissa Rose (Sleepaway Camp) and Julie Strain (Penthouse) join the cast in, "Evil Ever After", the ultimate fairy tale shocker. Check out Evil Ever After on: |
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SITE UPDATED:January,13,2009
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CAST wish list: Harvey/Cannibal Cop: Ford Austin Mateo Carib,Drug Lord : ? Sergeant : Alana Curry Reporter: ? Rainbow Warrior: ? |
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Drug Lord's Name: MATEO CARIB !(google me)
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13. Eradicate Authority Driving down the freeway About to smoke A tulip of fresh pseudo nugs Reaching for the lighter My taste buds are enticed I'm feeling high Listening to Fleshgrind Watching the idiot in front of me Veer to the left, accelerate Speed traps radars me, Police lights flash Oh shit... they are pulling me over Runs to the car, smells the reefer Pull me out throws me to the ground In his panic, feeds me to his dog Road is hot burning flesh While back-ups destroy the car All for a little bid of weed Dog bite my arm, treat me as a murderer Please let me up the handcuffs are too tight I'm begging you please this is not right These hicks fucking laugh at me You bled to much, you're under arrest for what your done with no contest... Cannibal cop You bastards will pay when I sue you For the tremendous brutality for smoking weed While most people receive citations You punched me in the head, kicked me to the floor, Blackened my eye, bloodied up the nose, for ingesting danga, and broke my arm Said I resisted arrest Nazi pig blessed man gay as hell Prejudice too Taking out frustration or raping unsuspecting men You bite their cocks Glad none of that happened to me Medical attention is at hand Still I'm chained to this hospital bed Then you'll laugh as if this were a joke Throw me in a cell with bloodied up clothes You punched me in the head, beat me in the ribs, Kicked me in the nose 'cause I'm not gay Nazi pig blessed hag, you'll be shot by Christ-fearing men... Eradicate Authority Cops beat nimble, Cops beat quick, Crushing human faces with a nightstick If people like this are sent to patrol the meek Harrassing civilians, terrorizing the streets Only smoked a joint, look at what they did to me Beaten to a pulp Your honor hear my plea, What I speak is the truth Only smoked a joint Honesty of my youth And you'll treat me like shit The justice system is a commodity designed to make money. |
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| MY BLOG: http://mateocarib.wordpress.com |
SLAVE OF THE CANNIBAL COP | |
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Cannibal Cop - "I Live in a Woodstock Nation" |
Warning! The theater will not be responsible for any heart-attack fatalities caused by the shocking sights seen in Cannibal Cop. Rudy Franklin was a normal beat cop until he witnessed a crime so horrible that his mind snapped. Now, he roams the streets dealing out justice, and terror. He is Cannibal Cop! Okay, officer, you got me. I surrender...wait! My arm! Why are you eating my arm? Arrrrrgh! Only one reporter knows the truth, but can he make anyone listen to him in time? What's wrong with you? Are you all crazy? Can't you see that this man's entire torso has been eaten? Can you handle the madness of Cannibal Cop? Now showing with Juvenile Delinquent Arts Camp. Remember: You've been warned! |